The Big City - 10 Things You'll Need in Cheyenne, WY

Things you're required to have with you when going into the big city (aka Cheyenne, WY):

1) Derringer in your pocket.
2) Some sort of hat, preferably a western one.
3) Manure on at least one shoe and/or pant cuffs.
4) T-shirt, jacket, bumper sticker, or license plate that features a bucking bronco.
5) At least 1 knife and/or multi-tool on your belt.
6) The ability to say "yep" on the fly.
7) The patience to sit at a traffic stop and noiselessly argue with the guy at the other corner that no, indeed, it is HIM who is to go first.
8) The guts to take your pickup truck all the way up to 75+ mph on the freeway, which is a paved road!
9) A note to yourself, probably written on your hand, to remind you that firearms are not allowed in the Post Office, so keep yours hidden.
10) To be comfortable with the fact that you're now entering Wyoming's largest city, which has almost 57,000 people in it: all packed in only a few square miles.

THE BIG CITY!


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