Defining "Lame"

Do you want to know how to define the word "lame?" As in "lame ass," "lame as hell," or "lame, dude, just lame."

I'll tell you how to define it: get a bunch of projects together so you have a shitload of work to do. Pile it right up so it's easy to see. Make a massive to-do list or whatever. Just visually represent that you have a crappin buttload of work to get done.

Then look at your empty, broke-ass wallet and your marginally-balanced bank account.

Yep, that's the very definition of "lame" right there. But it gets worse.

Now, look at Goldman Sachs, who took a ginormous amount of our money as a bailout and is now sittin' pretty with a gigantic, unfathomable profit margin. The lefties got all worked up over "Big Oil" profits (12%, which is marginal by any income standard), but have nothing to say about the "windfall profits" being made by Sachs. Two-faced socialists.

Now consider all of that and then you'll realize why this country is in the toilet and that the words "United States of America" and "lame" are now synonyms.

Now get back to work, you broke-ass mofo.



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