Sunday, October 25, 2009

Febreze and Bachelorhood

A note for my bachelor friends:

Febreze is NOT a replacement for showering and/or laundry. You can't hose your clothing (or self) down with it and expect to be good for a couple of extra days. Sorry to break it to you.

Also, those commercials lie.

You can't spray down your pad with it and instantly have a clean place. Febreze does not take the used underwear off the ceiling fan, remove the week-old bread crumbs from the sofa, nor does it magically remove the odor from when you got drunk and missed the toilet.

Dads: please don't spray down your toddler with it hoping to eliminate the interesting smells they emit. That doesn't work either.

Also note: it does not work on dogs. Lame, I know, but it's the truth.

In fact, so far I've found no actual use for Febreze. I'm not even sure what it's really for, since the commercials are obviously showing totally unrealistic scenarios wherein it's being deployed.


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