O, fowl Twitter,
Destroyer of my time
Ruiner of management
The reason I am behind.
O, gracious Twitter,
Responsible for a whole
One point eight percent
My site traffic total.
O, deadly Twitter,
Evil pillar of waste
Stripping my attention
Causing me to make haste.
O, wonderful Twitter,
Bringer of great distraction
To cause my mind to leap
At every promised satisfaction.
I hate you, Dear Twitter
But love you just the same.
So I will be turning off
Pop notices - them I'll blame.
--Read more coherent stuff from Aaron by visiting his main blog at Aaron's EnvironMental Corner - where the environment is looked at mentally. Or something like that. Or just Twitter: Tweet Me
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